Tues darn early to breathe!
I feel I should probably do a synopsis or characterization of the entities who are being mentioned, as to keep the story straight for anyone who may read, and end up going "huh"? This I will start doing tonight with more fervor. At this moment, we seem to have the Prickledick family.
I really did not give Mr. Prickledick's first name - haven't really thought of a kind one for him. Mr. Prickledick's wife is Vaginator. He is the parent of the picket-fence children and she is the biological mother of the "who's ja daddy" (2) children; one boy and one girl. The Mother is of course, the High Priestess, her daugher, Pawly Thorobread (at this point) is being called the Princess, who is married to Mr. Pukespewer. The reason she is called Pawly Thorobread is due to the fact she often wears the Underdawg suit to save the day, as the super heroine. We could call her the rebel without the clue! Pawly often decides she is done with the world of theatrics, and slinks silently away, but when there is a moment of chance in the twilight, "Here she comes to save the day", and dashing her cape, arrives on the scene portraying the mighty hostess with all under control.
The male child's father (Vaginator's son) is Jedi Fighter. The female child is a definite "whos ja daddy" without a clue - I don't think mama knows either. Miraculously, both children resemble the mother) nary a dose of picket fence in THAT family side. Unfortunately, the boy does not resemble at all the Jedi father. Mr. Prickledick has two bio children, the picket fence children, and one where his previous wife intimately knew the milk man or some other male with blonde hair and a fair face. The female child, maybe we will call her LizardLove, is now assumed to be pregnant, with Mr. Prickledick announcing he will be the grandfather (but inquiring minds want to really know if he will be the father/grandfather) due to some of his activities.... The son (bio) can be called Jeebes (like heebe jeebies). There is a third; however, due to the milk man's child being normal, he is pretty cute, and does not actually have a story line, at this point.
The Donintryall, is a new aspect of the "family", she has a child, has taken in a man with a child, whose wife mysteriously died, while she was having an affair with him. Ms. Doninatryall has her nose in everyone's business, horns in, is a dumpster diver, welfare-ite, and raises rats, rabbits, and probably roaches. Rumor has it she has slaughtered some of her livestock for food for the family. Note: Do not eat anything Ms. Donintryall fixes or brags about. Due to massive dreadlocks, I wouldn't stand too close should you see her - oh hell, how can you miss the nose piercings, dreads with colored strings in it, that fringe of lunacy (somewhat like Down's imho) tooling card tables, boxes and crap to peddle - home-made remedies, food items, etc..... Well, this is enough history for awhile, the story will continue along the other camp.
I really did not give Mr. Prickledick's first name - haven't really thought of a kind one for him. Mr. Prickledick's wife is Vaginator. He is the parent of the picket-fence children and she is the biological mother of the "who's ja daddy" (2) children; one boy and one girl. The Mother is of course, the High Priestess, her daugher, Pawly Thorobread (at this point) is being called the Princess, who is married to Mr. Pukespewer. The reason she is called Pawly Thorobread is due to the fact she often wears the Underdawg suit to save the day, as the super heroine. We could call her the rebel without the clue! Pawly often decides she is done with the world of theatrics, and slinks silently away, but when there is a moment of chance in the twilight, "Here she comes to save the day", and dashing her cape, arrives on the scene portraying the mighty hostess with all under control.
The male child's father (Vaginator's son) is Jedi Fighter. The female child is a definite "whos ja daddy" without a clue - I don't think mama knows either. Miraculously, both children resemble the mother) nary a dose of picket fence in THAT family side. Unfortunately, the boy does not resemble at all the Jedi father. Mr. Prickledick has two bio children, the picket fence children, and one where his previous wife intimately knew the milk man or some other male with blonde hair and a fair face. The female child, maybe we will call her LizardLove, is now assumed to be pregnant, with Mr. Prickledick announcing he will be the grandfather (but inquiring minds want to really know if he will be the father/grandfather) due to some of his activities.... The son (bio) can be called Jeebes (like heebe jeebies). There is a third; however, due to the milk man's child being normal, he is pretty cute, and does not actually have a story line, at this point.
The Donintryall, is a new aspect of the "family", she has a child, has taken in a man with a child, whose wife mysteriously died, while she was having an affair with him. Ms. Doninatryall has her nose in everyone's business, horns in, is a dumpster diver, welfare-ite, and raises rats, rabbits, and probably roaches. Rumor has it she has slaughtered some of her livestock for food for the family. Note: Do not eat anything Ms. Donintryall fixes or brags about. Due to massive dreadlocks, I wouldn't stand too close should you see her - oh hell, how can you miss the nose piercings, dreads with colored strings in it, that fringe of lunacy (somewhat like Down's imho) tooling card tables, boxes and crap to peddle - home-made remedies, food items, etc..... Well, this is enough history for awhile, the story will continue along the other camp.

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