Ms. Dumbass is at it again!

Anyone seen the Whiner column? Wondering if her arms break from patting herself on the back for how wise she is.... Ever wondered if a swift kick in the patoot would be the better gift? I, at times, think perhaps I could offer the olive branch, try to accept her and her con artist ways, but then, damn! She goes and does something else or writes some blurb or brags, and then there I go, ragged again! The dog and I have gotten up the last two nights (mornings) at 2-3 to play on Bidz.com - made some major purchases, then he goes to sleep, and leaves me awake. He is the commedian to want to get up.... Twice we have taken toys to bed.... I may evict him from the bed and make him play reclinerville so I can get a whole night! And to think, as well, Sweet Polly Purebred is top of form, posts and Smelly Ock Sheath is up to his wiseassness on a daily basis. Calgon, take me away! The grandson'd birthday is the 18th. Soon, it will all be over with and things will get back to normal (whatever normal is). I hear my bed.... it says come to me... come to me.... come to me.... now that it is 5:02 am.