My yard ornament!

Did I happen to mention the city finally picked up the yard debris from the front yard that was stacked? 2 piles of it, brought from the back of the house! Son in law stuck the old toilet between the two piles, in hopes it would be toted off, but no such luck. Now, I have an ancient toilet setting on the curb in the middle of the front area of my house! Trash doesn't come until Wednesday morning. Gotta figure out how to decorate it to look like trash so it will be removed! Gotta drag it to the phone pole where I tie my trash bin to the telephone pole so the damn thing don't blow away with bungee cords. Life is friggin grand! I don't know if the new pot is wobbling or not or if it is the new cushy seat cover. Someone sat on it and it felt wobbly when I went in there. Gawd, will anything else go wrong?